Tricadecathlonomania

[keladry12]

2005:

23) Catch a squirrel. [60]
44) Make a pin-up calendar for ninja or pirate of the month. Include their picture and information about them. [60]
56) Make helium filled condoms. Hand them out to children saying not to have sex. [60]
72) Make sausage ninja weapons. [50]
142) Have a cop arrest you for being too sexy for your shirt. [80]
151) Write a sea shanty. [20] (Bonus if is performed in public [+20]) (Bonus if it is performed dressed as the opposite gender [+30])
154) Fucking annihilate a lawn gnome. [40]
223) Make a street gang complete with name, sign, turf, and colors which your team wears during the Trica. [60]
277)Make a seven minute short film where two ninjas battle it out for the honor of their respective families, using dialogue taken only from "Green Eggs and Ham." [20-100]
286) Dress as a rabbit and buy several boxes of Trix cereal. [80]

2006:

9) Make an outfit entirely out of edible material. Wear it. [40] (Infinity-[100])
50) Unmask the dangers and symptoms of STDs through song. [35] (Bonus if played on radio [65])
76} “Discover” the West Indies, colonize them, encounter savages, release smallpox, rape, and pillage; then successfully civilize the rest, systematically decimate the resistance, and get a holiday named after you. [60]
90) Illustrate a comic book that shows your team as super heroes during the Tricadecathlonomania. Show an opposing team as the super villains. [50]
91} Treat a Lawn gnome to dinner and a movie, and then a spa like mud bath (w/ cucumber eye-covers). [60]
113) Make a humorous parody of “Schindler’s List” [90]
149) Make a pair of boots designed for hedgehog wrangling. [15]
157] Find a number on the bathroom stall wall; call it, points awarded for length of conversation with person on other end. [20 points/ minute on phone, maximum of [80] points]
229) Make a music video as a Muslim rock band. [45]
270) Paint pictures that aren’t very good and call it modern art. Convince a coffee shop to display them. [40]

2007:

3) Create a CD: Create a concept mix CD (no duplicative artists) where every song is thematically centered on one thing: Judaism. [1-60]
2 "Roots: on Ice!" [30]
87) Play Duck, Duck, Grey Duck using real ducks. [35]
92) Perform for us as a mariachi band. [60]
102) Have a male go into a lingerie store and receive a bra fitting. [30] (Bonus 5 points/ cup size they get recommended up the scale)
118) Play musical pants. [20]
138) Hold a Pastafarian religious service. [1-60]
142) Write a script for the pilot episode of a kids show called The Mighty Morphing Mormons. [1-50] (Bonus if you film it [1-50])
185) Modify your car to pass safely thru Reaver Territory. You must drive it to a check-in. [1-120]
203) Make a musical documentary focusing on another team. [1-70]

2009:

18- Follow another team around filming them and offering nature-show style commentary for at least a minute. But remember: if they see you, the jig is up! You get no points! [60] (Bonus: catch another team documenting you [20])
37- Convince a total stranger that they know you. Points based on how old of a friend you can make them think you are. [5-75]
40: Construct a functional Periscope for your car. For the rest of the day, use only submarine-appropriate languange while driving. [50] (Bonus for annoying sonar ping [10])
141- Plant someone as a mole in another team. [60]
191: Snowman? Bah. Cottoncandyman? Hells yeah. [80]
235- Host a Spy vs. Spy showdown. [25]
239: Create an accurate shoe box diorama of the birth of Christ. Note: not the Manger scene, the actual birth. [30]
240- Go up a level in a public place. Celebrate! Let the people know how awesome your stats are now. [30]
243- Dress up like Rock’m Sock’m Robots and duel downtown. [40]
281- Form a steampunk band. Come up with costumes, stage names, and your first album, complete with album art and track listings. [40] (Bonus if you release an LP [40])

[Groffles]

I love all of this!

All good ideas! Well, mostly.

[Andi]

2004:
52. Make an Ebonics version of part of the bible [30 pts]
82. Get a cop to throw a coffee cup at you or your teammate's head. [200 pts]

2006:
118) Amass a colossal ball of garbage to be presented at the noon check-in. [20] (Bonus if your garbage ball is the largest [50])
191} Mutilation: Cut off your eyelashes, eyebrows, and radically and permanently change your hair. [250]
258) Make a 2 CD set that contains: A word document that has the word poop 1,000,000 times; a picture of one judge in drag; a song by MC Hawking, instructions to fold a paper crane and a mix album worthy of the dance party gods. [70]
273} Impromptu slam-poetry reading with all poems about Tricadecathlonomania. [40]

2009:
73) If you were the Mrs. Mario, which of your two sons would love more? [10]
86- Borrow something from your parents that, under normal circumstances, they would never trust you with. Points based on the grandeur of the borrowed object. [5-100]
89- Hark! Thou hast been beseeched by ye olde Burger King to bid a message of endearment to his lady love, the Dairy Queen. (Or Vice Versa). [40]
186- Convince a stranger to purchase a copy of any Spy Kids movie for you, as your parents won’t let you buy it. [50]

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